Obama’s Birth Certificate Meets Damar Hamlin’s Death Certificate

I’ve been following the Schrodinger’s Hamlin case with interest. Quick recap, Damar Hamlin is a football player who had a heart attack on the field. The FBI descended on the hospital, he was declared recovered, and then afterwards, was only seen shrouded in hoodies & sunglasses behind security escorts.

People naturally began speculating the he’d died of the Pfi$er jab and the authorities were trying to cover it up. I made a bet with myself, that if Hamlin’s public comeback was only on video then it meant he was dead and deepfaked.

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“Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin has issued a video statement on Instagram, marking the first time most people have seen his face up close and heard his voice since he suffered a cardiac arrest on the field earlier this month.”

Yep, he be daid!

Deti called me on that over at Spawneyspace, however. I listen to my critics, it’s part of my weirdness, so I spent a minute entertaining what GAE might gain from keeping Hamlin alive in this state of uncertainty.

And not only did I think of a good reason, I remembered the LAST TIME this happened!

Barak Obama was an illegitimate president. Literally so; U.S. Presidents are required to be natural-born citizens. Congress & Supreme Court can be immigrated citizens but not the Prez. Obama was known by reputable sources to have been born in Kenya, for example, as was claimed on the paperwork for an Indonesian Islamic school that he once attended.

Fortunately for Obama, he also had a birth certificate saying he’d been born in Hawaii. The full certificate was never released; the people curious about the matter were simply told that the ‘correct authorities’ had checked and everything was fine and they shouldn’t believe any records that said otherwise. Such as Obama’s estranged family.

Joseph Farah of WND.com went all-in on this story, paying for “Where’s the Birth Certificate?” signs and billboards across the USA. There was indeed a serious groundswell of doubt over whether the sitting President was even qualified for the office.

Eventually during Farah’s campaign, Obama DID release the long-form certificate. Liberals everywhere cheered that his enemies had been totally pwned, while Farah’s supporters gave up and left him alone.

Alone, with all the professional document examiners who agreed that the released birth certificate was a forgery.

And then, the Hawaiian official who released that birth certificate Arkancided in a small place crash. Nobody cared.

Which brings us to Current Year. The Regime needs to stop the growing speculation that all the athletes dying of Suddenly, are dying of the Covid vexx that the Regime forced upon them. It’s not hard to imagine them adapting the Birth Certificate play to the “sportsballer with Suddenly”.

Find an athlete who survived the Suddenly. Make a big scene of Deep State jackboots swarming him like they’re covering something up. Incite speculation with sightings of “might or might not be Damar”. And once the skeptics are confident that Damar was a Vaxxident, release Damar from hiding to play a token game of sportsball with a message of “Suddenly can happen to Anybody!”

The fans will cheer, the Beautiful People will get to sneer at dissidents and the proles will continue lining up for Med-MIC boosters.

Of course, the two cases are not exactly parallel. Obama didn’t want the forgery held up to public inspection, so he waited for the scandal to die out. Thanks to Farah, it didn’t. Finally in desperation, he orchestrated its release with the media, hoping the fight could be ended just by declaring victory. The gambit paid off.

Damar’s case would be deliberately done, tricking dissidents into overextending themselves. As I just did.

Maybe not. Habeas corpus and all that. But the shoe fits very well.

Art Appreciation: Demon Ginsberg

Your Friday entertainment is here! and it’s gonna be Ruth-less.

8-Foot-Tall ‘Demon-Looking’ Ruth Bader Ginsburg Tribute In NYC Perplexes Viewers As Much As MLK Statue

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27 January 2023

It is a rough era for commemorative statues, as just weeks after Boston unveiled a confusing “tribute” to Martin Luther King called The Embrace [Of Black Shit], New York City has followed up with an 8-foot-tall “tribute” to the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg that many commenters feel resembles a “literal demon.”

This is MSN talking?! Do I have anything to do here, besides fix the MLK statue’s name above? And shouldn’t a statue honoring Ginsburg be four feet tall, not eight?

Of course I have something to do! My blog is the only place you can find legitimate art appreciation of a golden, female Baphomet. Liberals can’t meme and their art looks like they’re -ahem- Embracing Shit.

Meanwhile, Republicucks are so upset about the goat horns that they missed all the important, artistic-expression stuff such as cleavage, plagiarism and, can my dog legally pee on this statue of Demon Ginsburg? The answer is YES!

The piece stands outside a New York City courthouse and was done by artist Shahzia Sikander, who said the statue is not meant to resemble Ginsburg but is meant to represent “a fierce woman and a form of resistance in a space that has historically been dominated by patriarchal representation.”

You had one job, feminist Shahzia. Making babies.

This metaphor was evidently lost on most viewers who instead saw the statue’s tentacle arms, horn-shaped braids, and lotus flower base and believed it looked more like a “satanic golden medusa demon,” as it was put by NYC councilwoman Vickie Paladino.

If an NYC councilwoman says it looks like a demon… does she knows which one?

Others on social media echoed such sentiments, with many noting that such a “tribute” to RBG probably wouldn’t be far off from the sort of depiction her critics would make. As if to prove that point, Tucker Carlson quipped that perhaps the statue was meant to “honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg and her unflinching support for child sacrifice.”

He’s not wrong, so I better say my piece before…

…anybody else gets a chance to steal my thunder. To be fair, Ginsburg herself looked like a video game goblin… without further ado:

Do you see what I see? At the bottom of the second pic?

The goat horns are hard to miss, of course, and were a terrible style choice because the statue cannot wear a pussy hat on International Womens’ Day, like the statue of Wall Street Girl did at the top of this post.

This is the only colored statue at the courthouse. Businesswomen routinely dress in bright colors in order to attract attention in the sea of dark male business suits… so they’ll be respected for their accomplishments. Originally red was preferred for max contrast, but here, gold was chosen to worship Satan. No joke. Forget the horns/hair, it’s that color of golden calves and Baphomet statues everywhere that is diabolical. Gold symbolizes the allure of material wealth/temptation, whereas Christ and the angels are typically shown in white, symbolizing innocence & purity.

But do not think that this statue will tempt you! The only clothing it wears, is to prevent the male gaze from enjoying her cleavage, the only female curves that were clearly displayed. The arms and legs have been chopped off so there’s no distraction from her tits & ass… the tentacles are mere placeholders, to prevent any resemblance to Male-Greco-Roman statuary. This statue’s message: “I admit to being only a sexual creature but you don’t get to enjoy me.”

What’s that, you say? The statue clearly has legs? Yes…now you see it… those are two different statues! The one with legs is a COPY of the one without! Notice at the bottom of the second picture… that metal support hoop!

An Afternoon in the Park With Shahzia Sikander’s Golden Monuments

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By Rhea Nayyar, 24 January 2023

An afternoon in the DOG PARK! O sweet scandal!

Last week, the Madison Square Park Conservancy unveiled its latest commission… The Pakistani-American artist, best known for her painting practice that encapsulates the essence of Indo-Persian miniature works through a feminist lens, translated her specific skillsets across material and scale to also introduce the first female subject upon the ten plinths of the Manhattan Appellate Courthouse’s rooftop (there are other female figures elsewhere on the building), across the street from the park.

SHE PLAGIARIZED HER OWN WORK! IT’S NOT ORIGINAL! And maybe not just her own work. Here is a closeup of Wall Street Girl’s face next to Not-Ginsburg:

That’s awfully close to just be a coincidence.

“NOW” (2023), the eight-foot sculpture of a female figure emerging from a lotus blossom, stands out glinting in yellow bronze amongst her nine stone-carved, historical male associates including Confucius, Justinian, Lycurgus, Moses, and Zoroaster. A statue of Islam’s prophet Muhammad was also part of the lineup until it was removed in 1955.

A pity. Letting it stand until 9/11 would have been epic.

With gnarled, tentacular roots in place of arms and feet and parted hair twisted into spiraling ram horns, the figure assumes a fluid, autonomous energy rooted in natural and mystical power.

I say it again, we’re getting close to an eruption of spiritual activity. I went into a Los Angeles bookstore during Christmas vacation with family. Entire shelves full of witchcraft and occult were prominently displayed at the front of the store. As I understand the marketing, that section of store… where you first walk in… is not where the popular stuff goes. If it was there then most people would grab it, go to the cashier and never browse.

The front of the store is where you put the stuff that you WANT to sell, but isn’t already popular. Or sometimes, the bookstore is paid to locate books in that desirable, high-traffic location.

Somebody is trying hard to get women interested in witchcraft. As if they weren’t already. Perhaps the “materialist magician” of the Screwtape Letters is about to emerge?

I digress.

The figure appears again in the park grounds on a monumental scale in “Witness” (2023), adorned with a hoop skirt wrapped with calligraphic mosaic text that reads havah, meaning “air” in Urdu.

It’s the same statue. The legs were put on the one because there was no room for the support hoop. Was Shaniqua-whozit paid for two different statues, or the same statue twice? There might be a contract violation here!

Placed by one of the entrances and across from the large dog run, “Witness” is privy to a large volume of two- and four-legged foot traffic, spawning interest from curious passersby who are drawn in by her warm glow on the chilly, overcast days of a New York winter.

The statue across from the dog runis PRIVY to a large volume of two- and four-legged foot traffic? It’s not a privy like it’s gonna be, now that it’s supposed to honor-but-not-resemble Goblin Ginsburg! The one on the courthouse roof is regrettably out of range for us males, but the fully tentacled one is conveniently located for… plausible deniability.

Both “NOW” and “Witness” (2023) stand practically naked with a reimagined jabot, the ornamental chest frill folded into Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s (RBG) standard courtroom uniform, draped across their collarbones and torsos.

QED. Nothing says “shriveled feminist hag” like RBG meticulously covering her nonexistent wrinkled goblin granny cleavage to ensure that no man shall ever enjoy her body. There was never a man lost in the Sahara that thirsty, Ginsburg.

But let’s read one bit a second time.

The figure appears again in the park grounds on a monumental scale in “Witness” (2023), adorned with a hoop skirt wrapped with calligraphic mosaic text that reads havah, meaning “air” in Urdu.

A golden woman… reduced to naught but tentacles and her reproductive organs… dressed only enough to thwart male interest… head styled like a demon… and dedicated to ‘Air’. The Prince of the Air, perhaps? I don’t speak Urdu.

The statue is definitely an abomination and not just because of the hairdo. It’s copycat!

You go, girl! You go phone it in, your lifetime achievement for the New York City Courthouse. Nothing says evil like plagiarizing yourself and hoping nobody notices, when the other statue is literally across the crowded street.

GAE Grows Weary Of Electioneering

Fixing elections is easy. Convincing people to accept the results, not so much. This best explains the difference between American passivity and Brazilian revolt in the wake of blatantly fixed elections. Americans are high-trust people genetically wired over a thousand European winters for cooperation even with enemies. Brazilians…

Brazilians have football, therefore violent protest is merely their #2 sport.

Brazil, US show that secure elections require agreement – not just cybersecurity and clear ballot records

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23 January 2023 By Herbert Lin, Senior Research Scholar for Cyber Policy and Security, Center for International Security and Cooperation, Stanford University

Disclosure statement: Herbert Lin has received funding indirectly from the Hewlett Foundation…

Herbie Lyin’ has a problem. He’s figured out how to rig elections… as you’ll soon see, he’s an expert in “digital vote counting”… but as Drumpf and Brazil demonstrated, there’s no point in winning an election if the results aren’t accepted.

This was not a problem in America when the Cuck Party would reassure its voters that they should vote harder next time. But then the Cuck Party self-destructed over Trump.

There are a number of ways to run a legitimate election. But the U.S. has learned in recent years, and Brazil learned in recent weeks, that it’s not always simple.

There is only one way to run a legitimate election: INDEPENDENTLY MONITORED AND VERIFIABLE BY HOSTILE THIRD PARTIES.

There are technical mechanics and processes of how votes are cast, collected and counted. But those are ultimately less important than the agreement – among opposing parties, and across a society – to abide by the results of those processes.

When he’s right, he’s right. Poor Herbie. He tried so hard to lie convincingly, but even when “the science” finally backed him up like it’s supposed to, nobody trusts his unverifiable and self-serving results.

Why do people not trust the hirelings of globalist bankster foundations? And how can they be forced into a state of trust?

Answer for the fool: bribes.

Answer for the midwit: “Science says real communism has never been tried.”

Answer for the wise: “shut up shut up Cancel Cancel Cancel!”

In 2020, President Donald Trump alleged, without evidence…

Such as the F Curve and video surveillance of panel vans & suitcases… by the way, Lyin is a registered Republican…

..that election fraud in several states had caused him to lose. A number of audits in various states found no evidence that irregularities in voting or vote counting processes had any effect on the outcome of balloting in those states.

But there WERE irregularities, yes? And a number of audits DID find evidence?

Some of these results were later challenged in lawsuits seeking to alter the results of the election, and in every case, the election’s outcome was determined [by the winner] to be accurate.

I fixed it for him.

In Brazil in late 2022, incumbent president Jair Bolsonaro lost an election to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, a former president seeking a return to office. Even before the election, Bolsonaro had cast doubt on the integrity of the country’s voting system. On Jan. 8, 2023, after Lula had been in office for a week, thousands of Bolsonaro supporters, including right-wing militants, attacked key government buildings, including the building that houses the national Congress.

As a scholar who studies election integrity and cybersecurity, I see the source of these violent disputes not as the result of procedural or technical flaws in the voting system but rather as a failure of certain individuals living in democratic society to uphold the fundamental principles of democracy.

“You lost the election. You aren’t allowed to question the results. Put down the ugly stick, loser, you need to trust your new regime… oops, I mean the old regime that you kicked out the last time you had a chance… you must have changed your mind, why else would you vote the way I said you did?”

I and others in my field tend to agree, and think most regular people would too, that election officials should aspire to the following basic criteria:

    • Every person with a legal right to vote is able to cast a ballot in a given election.
    • No person without a legal right to vote is able to cast a ballot.
    • No person is allowed to cast more than one ballot.
    • Every ballot unambiguously indicates the voter’s preference.
    • Every ballot cast by a legally legitimate voter is counted, but no other ballots are counted.
    • No ballot cast can be associated with the voter who cast the ballot (that is, voters can maintain the secrecy of their ballots).

None of that matters. What DOES matter, is COUNTING the votes!

But Brazil has done away with paper voting entirely. The nation’s election officials take many measures to ensure that the electronic voting machines are working properly…

QED.

To help uphold these standards, many election security analysts, including me, believe that paper records are an essential element of electronic voting systems. They leave open the possibility of recounting ballots in the event of a claim that electronic ballots were counted incorrectly. In general, only people who appear to have lost elections make these claims, though some states’ laws require automatic recounts when the margin of difference is small.

Herbie is surprised that the people who win elections, are not suspicious about their victory. Election integrity must have the result that those losers ALSO trust the election results.

The right way to do election integrity, is to import a single private corporation with an Orwellian name like Dominion Voting Machines, proud subsidiary of the respectable Clinton Foundation, who will operate the elections from a centralized location in Germany or China. You can trust the results because ten percent went to the Big Guy and cybersecurity experts said the process was very modern!

The wrong way to do election integrity, is require voter ID, a paper trail and independent observers at every step of the locally-operated process.

But no combination of these measures, nor any of the other protections, such as public posting of vote tallies and requiring voters to use fingerprints to unlock voting machines or to present photo identification to poll workers, is completely foolproof.

We’re talking thief-proof, Herbie. Not foolproof. We’re talking fraud detection.

What good are you, Herbie? If you highly-compensated ‘experts’ can’t figure out a better way to run an election than Syria, then I know who should be enjoying your sinecure. Not you.

Fraudulent ballots could potentially be manufactured and inserted into the counting process without being detected. Ballots can be irretrievably destroyed after being cast. Improperly made marks on a ballot may not clearly indicate the voter’s intent.

All of those are DETECTABLE flaws in the system. The next best thing to a system working properly, is for its faults to be easily flagged. Scratch that… it’s the same thing. You ONLY know the system is working properly IF the faults can be easily flagged!

Despite the inevitable flaws in voting and counting, democracies need to conduct elections. They must choose election officials for whom the public’s confidence in the security of the elections is more important than any partisan outcome.

Then why have elections? If the people can choose an election official that even his enemies love and trust, then he should be in charge.

And given a catchy name like “Santa Claus”.

Meanwhile, Lyin just reasoned himself out of a job.

True democracies require candidates who agree on election rules and processes in advance and agree to abide by the outcome of elections, even when they wish the results were otherwise.

“I promise to abide by this upcoming election’s official outcome no matter how fraudulent and undocumented it might appear to be!” Gonna be a hard sell.

Soon, the champions of Democracy will tire of people not believing their lies, and democratically suspend the democratic process for the good of democracy.

Who could ever have guessed, that We the People of Western Civilization wanted to be ruled by crime cartels, pathological liars and the pawns of foreign powers?

Identity Politics And Your Gas Stove

Society just enjoyed a textbook example of Totalist thought control. It might actually be in a textbook some day.

US Safety Agency to Consider Ban on Gas Stoves Amid Health Fears

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By Ari Natter, 9 January 2023

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission will move to regulate gas stoves as new research links them to childhood asthma.

A federal agency says a ban on gas stoves is on the table amid rising concern about harmful indoor air pollutants emitted by the appliances.

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission plans to take action to address the pollution, which can cause health and respiratory problems.

((paywall))

D’oh! I can’t cite more of the official article that started this mess. This alternative will give us the highlights:

Federal consumer official calls gas stove usage a “hidden hazard”; Agency proposes ban

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By CNN, 11 January 2023

(CNN) — A federal agency is considering a ban on gas stoves, a source of indoor pollution linked to childhood asthma.

In an interview with Bloomberg, a US Consumer Product Safety commissioner said gas stove usage is a “hidden hazard.”

“Any option is on the table. Products that can’t be made safe can be banned,” agency commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. told Bloomberg. The report said the agency plans “to take action” to address the indoor pollution caused by stoves.

A December 2022 study in the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health found that indoor gas stove usage is associated with an increased risk of current asthma among children. The study found that almost 13% of current childhood asthma in the US is attributable to gas stove use.

Obvious lies are obvious.

  1. Children don’t play around gas stoves.
  2. Instead of considering ventilation requirements that already exist, Trumka went straight for a ban.
  3. The study comes for a clearinghouse called Multidisciplinary Digital Publishing Institute, which is notorious for publishing any so-called scientific study that’s willing to pay cash up front. An inevitable product of “publish or perish” academic standards. Link for the curious; even Wikipedia is savage on them!

And #4:

“Short-term exposure to NO2 is linked to worsening asthma in children, and long-term exposure has been determined to likely cause the development of asthma,” a group of lawmakers said in a letter to chair Alexander Hoehn-Saric, adding it can also exacerbate cardiovascular illnesses.

The letter — Sen. Corey Booker and Sen. Elizabeth Warren among its signers — argued that Black, Latino, and low-income households are more likely to be affected by these adverse reactions, because they are either more likely to live near a waste incinerator or coal ash site or are in a home with poor ventilation.

When science only victimizes not-white-Christian-men, it ain’t science.

I’ve worked on low-income housing projects as well as in the barrios. If there’s too much gunk in their air, it’s because the locals refuse to clean up the dog & chicken feces.

And #5, Trumka went straight to gaslighting:

Trumka told Bloomberg the agency plans to open public comment on gas stove hazards. Options besides a ban include “setting standards on emissions from the appliances.”

In a statement to CNN, the CPSC said the agency has not proposed any regulatory action on gas stoves at this time, and any regulatory action would “involve a lengthy process.”

Of course Trumka didn’t PROPOSE any regulatory action. He’s TAKING regulatory action right here.

Richard Trumka, JUNIOR is a child of lies. Literally. Here’s Daddy’s obituary:

Segue

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Academy Member Richard Trumka, President of the AFL-CIO, passed away this week [August 2021].

When elected as Secretary-Treasurer of the AFL-CIO in 1995, he was President of the United Mine Workers of America. He became AFL-CIO President in 2009.

Richard Trumka was a member of President Clinton’s Bipartisan Commission on Entitlement and Tax Reform. He served as Chairman of the Economic Policy Institute’s Board of Directors and on the executive boards of the American Arbitration Association, the AFL-CIO Housing Investment Trust, and the Alliance for Retired Americans.

A Member of the National Academy of Social Insurance since 1998, Richard Trumka co-chaired the 2016 Robert M. Ball Award Event Committee honoring William Spriggs, the AFL-CIO’s Chief Economist. In his remarks at the event, Trumka praised Bill Spriggs for “his passion, his courage, and his convincing scholarship,” especially in defending Social Security and Medicare.

In 2014, Trumka wrote in response to the issuance of that year’s Social Security and Medicare Trustees Reports – “strengthening Social Security for the future must include improvements in benefits.” He added: “Social Security remains the sole retirement income plan that is broadly available and that Americans can count on to provide secure lifetime benefits.”

Trumka Sr took away everybody’s retirement except for what’s government-approved.

Trumka Jr tried to take away everybody’s fuel except for what’s government-approved. Like father, like son!

End segue

Naturally, Normal America freaked. This is typical:

Gov. Hochul, Democrats, if you mess with my gas stove, you’ll get burned

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Opinion By Deroy Murdock, 16 January 2023

I support a woman’s right to choose whether to cook on a gas stove.

Too bad allegedly “pro-choice” Democrats disagree.

Preventing women (and men) from using natural gas has become all the rage among today’s totalitarian Democrats. Consumer Product Safety Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. just proposed to ban gas stoves.

Gov. Kathy “The Hack” Hochul, D-N.Y., wants to prohibit gas stoves, heaters and hookups to small buildings by 2025, with larger structures to follow. Leftist autocrats are killing pipelines and otherwise restricting gas in some 77 cities across America.

How did she know that gas stoves caused childhood asthma? The study hadn’t been released yet!

President Joe Biden leapt from this speeding bandwagon on Wednesday – for now.

Such unlimited government interference is unnecessary, boneheaded and none of these Democrats’ bloody business.

Moreover, this is dangerous.

Mandated electric stoves and heaters are merely tyrannical – until the power dies. Then stomachs growl while people shiver or schvitz inside blackened homes.

Natural gas is a second energy source during outages. I learned this lesson during October 2012’s Hurricane Sandy…

These Leftists don’t give a damn about everyday Americans. We are not sentient human beings worthy of their respect. Rather, we are revenue-generating blobs of protoplasm that they can boss around, as if we were pets. Barking orders is their favorite indoor activity. And if total control buys them a holier spot in Climatarian Heaven, even better.

Well said, Mr. Murdock… but why did you mansplain to people that you admitted in your next breath, do not consider you a sentient human being worthy of their respect? You don’t debate people like that. You fight people like that.

The Bidenreich was quick to retreat:

Classic deception. “I’m not trying to ban your stoves. I’m trying to ban your stoves soon. Ask me about my stove-buyback program!”

He backpedaled within 24 hours. This story should end here, right? Trumka fucked around, found out, backed off, nothing more to see?

I Hate to Say It, but We Should Ban Gas Stoves

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By Molly Taft for Gizmodo, 18 January 2023

I have something to admit: I’m not a fan of induction ranges.

I know, I know, a climate reporter not being totally sold on electric stoves. It’s actually due entirely to the limits of my own personal experience. My parents installed an electric range in their kitchen a few years ago, and the thing sucks. It’s got a touch pad to increase the heat settings that’s glitchy as all hell, and I haven’t gotten the hang of how to properly sauté stuff on it.

And yet, I’m going to attempt to convince you—and myself—that we should do what Republicans have spent the better part of two weeks fearmongering about. The U.S. should ban gas stoves.

She didn’t just shoot herself in the foot. She took aim and winced before pulling that trigger.

Gas stoves are one of those things where, the more you learn about them, the freakier they become. When you think about it, it’s kind of wild that we’ve all accepted the idea that it’s normal to have an appliance that actively spews fossil fuels inside our homes (and one that occasionally leads to deadly explosions at that). There’s a mounting body of evidence that these appliances are, in fact, extremely bad for our health. Gas stoves are big sources of nitrogen dioxide, which damages the respiratory system. They also leak benzene, a chemical known to cause cancer. Just last month, a study found that gas stoves could be linked to one in eight cases of childhood asthma in the U.S. That all seems like a high price to pay for the pleasure of cooking on a gas range.

And all this is before we even get into the climate stuff.

No sale, Molly Trollop. This has EVERYTHING to do with Climate Change Agenda. Ask a Dutch farmer about ‘harmful emissions’ like nitrogen.

But I appreciate her opening honesty.

Molly watched Bidenreich try and fail to ban gas stoves. She gets to keep her gas stove, that she admittedly prefers to electric, for zero effort.

But instead, she advocated for a policy THAT SHE DOESN’T EVEN WANT AND HAS ALREADY BEEN FORMALLY REJECTED. And she is typical of the Climate Change cult followers & mouthpieces currently demanding what the cult leaders already decided against.

What is going on here?

Answer: They hate you.

THEY HATE YOU.

If they didn’t champion Trumka’s stove banning then you would win. It’s that simple.

The cult leader (here, Trumka) tried to advance the Agenda towards Utopia. If he encounters no opposition then he wins.

If he DOES encounter opposition then he plays the victim. The cult followers see their leader being attacked by the Bad People. They swarm to support him. Cult leaders wins.

Cult leader can’t lose whether he’s opposed or not.

This is the consequence of identity politics. Outsider=Bad Person even if Outsider happens to be correct or useful. It’s like…

It’s like watching Israelis poison themselves and their children with the clot shot while proudly denying Palestinians the chance. I always wondered why they took up the vexx so completely. Letting their American cousins poison the goyim for a quick dollar is one thing; trusting the same death merchants enough to take the vexx  themselves en masse was quite another.

It was identity politics that did that. The outsiders claim it’s toxic! They MUST be wrong! We must have UNITY! jab jab jab uh-oh.

If Trumka had asked Molly her opinion… y’know, Dumbocracy-like… she would have told him not to ban gas stoves. She liked hers, she never got asthma and being Leftist, she doesn’t even have kids in the house. But she signed on to gas stove-banning because a Fox News goon disrespected her Dear Leader.

They hate you so much, they’d rather suffer than admit you’re right just this one single time.

So then, how DO we defeat the cult leader? If his agenda wins whether we oppose him or not? Answer: stop caring about his agenda. It’s just a package of lies. This is not about government. This is not about energy policy.

This is about THEY HATE YOU.

The Republicans who have come out against stove-banning, they need to file criminal charges against Trumka for anything that will stick. Remove him from office on any pretext. The political is now the personal. Trumka wants humanity reduced to livestock status, barely alive enough to continue suffering, while he smugly chews on lobster from a private jet.

Do not try to reason with that. It is not reasonable. It is Evil.

Why is everybody in a position to defend the innocent a clown, plant or geriatric? And I do mean EVERYBODY. Humans are not naturally this unified.

GarageGate Is Biden Blackmail

I have finally become suspicious of the classified documents found in Biden’s garage. It was easy to think at first, that the Bidenreich going after Trump was because Biden & friends stockpiled classified info themselves, and because SJWs always project, they accused/set up Trump for their own crime. Thus, it’s no surprise that somebody found such documents at Chez Potato, too. Such are the cognitive limitations of Clown World leaders.

But then I decided it was the other way around. Somebody watched the “Trump hiding classified into” power play and decided to run that on Biden. A copycat crime at the highest levels of State! The reason my thinking changed, is “who had access to a sitting President’s household AND wanted Biden destroyed?” The former could only have been a trusted Cabalist. The latter could only have been a disgruntled Normie, because anybody with any political discernment knows that Potato Joe is a mere puppet. The field of plausible suspects is therefore zero.

That’s a Matrix glitch.

And then MORE classified documents were revealed… all of them by Biden’s own lawyers?! They would not incriminate him with such press releases.

Biden spars over classified documents in garage with Fox News’ Peter Doocy

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By Anders Hagstrom, 12 January 2023

The White House Counsel’s Office announced the discovery on Thursday, saying it had initiated a search of Biden’s homes in Rehoboth Beach and Wilmington after news of the first stash broke this week and found documents in the Wilmington home’s garage.

I had to read that paragraph three times. The White House itself announced that it found classified docs in Joe’s garage… it’s not like a Biden to self-incriminate. And they volunteered TWO such stashes? And me just scanning headlines & memes, I never realized that the garage was the SECOND stash. Where was the first?

“Classified documents next to your Corvette? What were you thinking?” Doocy asked.

“I’m going to get the chance to speak on all of this, God willing it’ll be soon, but I said earlier this week — and by the way my Corvette is in a locked garage. It’s not like it’s sitting out in the street,” Biden responded.

Screw the Corvette. Where was the first stash found?

The Wilmington documents are the second stash of Obama-era classified documents to be uncovered. The first collection was found at the Washington office of the Penn Biden Center, a Biden-aligned think tank.

Ahh, the picture clears. That would be a much easier place for a blackmailer to access than the personal estate of a sitting POTUS, and a much harder place to justify classified docs being left behind at. One can imagine that two factions working together would share a think tank, then after having a falling out, one faction released dirt on the other.

That explains 1. why Team Biden didn’t doxx their former, and possibly future, associates, and 2. why Team Biden proceeded to volunteer (the existence of) all related blackmail-worthy material to the general public. It was both damage control and smoke screen. They want you looking at the Corvette, not the Penn Biden Center, and that would include Mr. Doocey. Why else would Biden grant this guaranteed-slap-fight interview?

The first stash’s existence was announced but not its actual contents. That’s why I call this blackmail. “We have the info, now do XYZ or we’ll release it.”

By the same token, I find myself drifting away from my copycat crime theory. The Mar-A-Lago raid was not about blackmailing Trump.

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The Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement of the University of Pennsylvania is located in Washington, D.C. and is named for the 46th president of the United States, Joe Biden.

The U.Penn has been mentioned at rapidly increasing rates over the last few years. Hmm.

A think tank, the Penn Biden Center is, per its mission statement, “founded on the principle that a democratic, open, secure, tolerant, and interconnected world benefits all Americans.”

Four lies out of five. The New World Order will, indeed, be interconnected.

The Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement officially opened on February 8, 2018.

Rather odd that Biden didn’t open such a front organization until he needed a way to keep busy during the Trump Interregnum… until you consider that Jim  & Hunter Biden lost a major, lucrative front organization at about the same time:

Exclusive: How the Bidens Made Off With Millions in Chinese Cash

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By Arthur Bloom, 3 November 2020

Draft legal documents and 2017 bank records obtained by The American Conservative show at least $5 million was transferred to Hunter and Jim Biden from companies associated with the Chinese conglomerate CEFC, with millions coming after the company had come under legal scrutiny both in the United States and China.

CEFC official Patrick Ho was arrested in November 2017 and charged by the Southern District of New York with corruption, and was convicted last year. In addition, on or about March 1, 2018, CEFC Chairmen Ye Jianming was arrested in China for economic crimes and hasn’t been seen since. CEFC assets in China were seized by Chinese state agencies. In the U.S., major beneficiaries were Hunter and Jim Biden.

The Penn Biden Center opened between those two dates. Just sayin’.

What the following documents show is that as regulators moved to seize CEFC’s assets, Hunter Biden attempted to take control of the company founded in partnership with it. Instead, after striking a deal with two CEFC employees in the U.S., the funds were disbursed over the next six months to his and his uncle’s companies until it was all gone, in total at least $5 million.

Were any of those millions disbursed to Potato Joe’s brand new tax shelter think tank?

This segue might not be relevant to this post, but it’s interesting and suggests that U.Penn needs a closer look some day:

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16 May 2016

PHILADELPHIA – Both Donald Trump and Joe Biden have attended a graduation ceremony at the University of Pennsylvania, but not on the stage as politicians — they were in the audience as parent and grandparent.

The Republican presidential candidate’s daughter Tiffany Trump and the vice president’s granddaughter Naomi Biden were among the 1,500 students who graduated Sunday evening from the School of Arts and Sciences. Donald Trump graduated from Penn’s Wharton School of Business in 1968.

End segue

Does the Penn Biden Center do any business with China?

Penn Biden Center where classified papers were found is a ‘dark-money nightmare’

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By Isabel Vincent, 11 January 2023

The Ivy League think tank where lawyers found classified materials linked to the Obama White House is a patronage mill for the Biden administration, raising suspicions among critics that its establishment attracted tens of millions in donations from anonymous Chinese donors.

The Department of Justice is probing how “a small number” of classified documents from President Biden’s years as vice president ended up at the Washington, DC, think tank that bears his name, the White House confirmed Monday. A second batch of papers was found at an additional location, it was reported Wednesday.

The University of Pennsylvania received more than $30 million from Chinese donors shortly after the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement, which functioned as an office for Joe Biden before he was elected president, was announced in 2017…

I NAILED IT!

“The Penn Biden Center is a dark-money, revolving-door nightmare where foreign competitors like China donated millions of dollars to the university so that they could have access to future high-ranking officials,” said Tom Anderson, director of the Government Integrity Project at the Virginia-based National Legal and Policy Center.

In addition to leading the think tank, Biden was named a professor at the school.

The Ivy League institution received $15.8 million in anonymous Chinese gifts in 2017 and one $14.5 million donation in May 2018, three months after the center opened, records show.

“The Penn Biden Center has never solicited or received any gifts from any Chinese or other foreign entity,” said a spokesman for the University of Pennsylvania. “In fact, the University has never solicited any gifts for the Center. Since its inception in 2017 there have been three unsolicited gifts (from two donors) which combined total $1,100. Both donors are Americans. One hundred percent of the budget for the Penn Biden Center comes from university funds.”

The center does not list any of its fellows or administrators on its website, and does not have separate financial filings. It operates under the auspices of the University of Pennsylvania…

That explains the REAL purpose of the Penn Biden Center. A think tank with no staff, in a thick cloud of academic squid ink.

So, China is still buying Biden-fluence.

Wait.

China is nearly at war against Biden over Taiwan.

That would make an awesome motive for a Chinese blackmail effort against Biden. It also explains Biden’s subsequent house-cleaning. They would not have been that worried, had the blackmailer been a mere individual. Instead, it’s the belligerent nation that Biden had been ‘facilitating’ for many years.

If my suspicion is correct then Biden should have made some decision regarding Taiwan in the last week or two. checks

This week’s critical moment for Biden to act on China’s threat

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Op-Ed by John Bolton, 8 January 2023

Japan’s Prime Minister Fumio Kishida comes to Washington this week for a potentially critical summit with President Joe Biden — particularly on China, which Tokyo now publicly recognizes as its principal threat.

Just weeks ago, Kishida announced a historical “turning point” in Tokyo’s security policy, vowing to double its defense budget in the next five years to 2% of gross domestic product, NATO’s target level, making Japan’s military topped only by America’s and China’s.

Biden has paralyzed US strategic thinking about Beijing’s menace, obsessed instead with negotiating climate-change issues. Fortunately, our allies have progressed without us.

YES! YES! I am en fuego today!

Before arriving here, Kishida will sign a historic agreement with Great Britain, providing for reciprocal in-country treatment of each other’s servicemembers, thus facilitating joint military exercises and training. While not as far-reaching as Tokyo’s foundational, 1951 status-of-forces agreement with Washington, this new Japan-UK deal is an important step in building Indo-Pacific collective-defense structures.

These Japanese initiatives parallel British leadership in assisting Ukraine. Since Feb. 24, successive UK governments have consistently outperformed the Biden administration in both political and military support for Kyiv. And in Asia, Britain took a critical catalytic role in forging the trilateral “AUKUS” partnership with the United States to develop and build nuclear-powered submarines for Australia’s navy.

USA is falling behind in war preparations against China? I always thought that’s because Bidenreich was on the Chinese dole. And it was, barring some regulatory hiccups in 2017, but maybe post-Plandemic, China decided that the carrot works better when combined with the stick.

What was the outcome of that meeting?

U.S. strongly committed to Japan defense, Biden tells Kishida, hails military boost

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By Andrea Shalal and David Brunnstrom, 13 January 2023

WASHINGTON, Jan 13 (Reuters) – President Joe Biden told Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida on Friday the United States was “fully, thoroughly, completely” committed to Japan’s defense and praised Tokyo’s security build up, saying the nations had never been closer.

Kishida is in Washington on the last stop in a tour of the G7 industrial powers and has been seeking to bolster long-standing alliances amid rising concern in Japan, and the United States, about mounting regional security threats from China, North Korea and Russia.

In a meeting at the White House, Biden called it a “remarkable moment” in the U.S.-Japan alliance… Let me be crystal clear: The United States is fully, thoroughly, completely committed to the alliance, and importantly … to the defense of Japan,” he said, while also thanking Kishida for strong leadership in working closely on technology and economic issues.

Well, that’s that. China tried bribes and now it tried threats, but the sad truth is that Biden really is just a puppet. Why would his handlers care if China burns him?

Timeline

November 2022: Penn Biden stash “found by Biden’s lawyers”. (China put them there so Biden would know that the dirt was real.)

9-13 January 2023: Japan-USA meeting whether to commit to war against China.

9 January 2023: Biden’s counsel Richard Sauber admits the existence of the November stash.

12 January 2023: White House confirms garage & home stashes. Biden goes on camera ranting about his Corvette.

13 January 2023: PM Kishida leaves Biden with war guarantees.

It was a good blackmail effort by China but alas. Alas for all of civilization, Team Biden decided to minimize the potential fallout instead of backing down from a completely unnecessary war.

For a final prediction, we’re about to learn some saucy classified details about the Obama Administration, although it won’t be enough to change humanity’s collision course with Fate. We’re also about to see some Chinese sleeper cells activate, so at least we’ll have popcorn if not food.

For the bonus point, the locations of the second and third stashes are significant in the context of the documents’ contents. Although we might never know for sure.

Last thought: why did China give >$5M to Biden when he was NOT in power, during those Trump years? They weren’t buying influence. Suddenly, the RUSSIA collusion hoax makes perfect sense from the perspective of SJWs Always Project.

I Warned Usain Bolt About Banksters

My first blog post to go viral (one of three) was a victory lap regarding Jarrid Wilson’s suicide. I had previously posted about his dangerously-naive levels of Blue Pill indoctrination… he had written a letter to Miley Cyrus giving her permission to respect her body more than her ‘abuser’ handlers, after she took up twerking… and alas, Jarrid ended up self-deleting. I don’t mean to make light of that but I saw the warning signs and couldn’t do more than post about it. He probably hadn’t read my post.

Athlete Usain Bolt probably hasn’t read my post about him, either. Specifically, the e-scooter grift that he had foolishly allowed to associate with him beyond mere product endorsement. Link here and my conclusion:

Usain Bolts From the E-Scooter E-Pocalypse

They say you can’t con an honest man… lookit all those conned people who trusted a bankster.

And they’ll keep trusting banksters because it’s probably not even their money. Socialized risk, privatized profit. Nobody loses except the little people who don’t even have names. They just run the company. Nothing important.

The only question is Usain Bolt. We can only guess at this point, how much of the creditor bag he’ll be left holding.

And on that note, the future is now!

Usain Bolt noticed some discrepancies with his accounts—now Jamaican authorities are investigating after millions reportedly go missing

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By Chloe Taylor, 13 January 2023

Athletics superstar Usain Bolt’s finances are at the center of an investigation in his native Jamaica, after millions of dollars were reportedly discovered to be missing from his investment accounts.

Nugent Walker, the star athlete’s long-standing manager, told Jamaican news outlet The Gleaner on Thursday that an investigation was underway after Bolt discovered discrepancies in his accounts.

Local investment firm Stocks and Securities Limited (SSL), which held the account, had alerted the police, Walker said, and authorities including Jamaica’s Financial Services Commission had launched a probe into the missing funds.

Walker said Bolt had first noticed the discrepancies on Wednesday.

“All the relevant steps have been taken to come to the bottom of this,” he added, noting that he could not disclose how much money was involved in the case. The Gleaner reported that millions of dollars were missing from Bolt’s accounts.

However, Walker did tell The Gleaner that Bolt had held accounts with SSL for more than a decade, and that the sprinter’s “entire portfolio is being reviewed.”

Per the Jamaican linked article, which I could read for only a few seconds before my antivirus deployed, an employee helped himself to Usain’s account.

As I previously blogged, this ain’t the first time that grifters have turned up in Usain’s orbit. And as I self-quoted, it’s probably not a coincidence:

Bolt, who is widely regarded as the best sprinter of all time, has eight Olympic gold medals and broke several records throughout his career.

He retired from athletics in 2017 and said in 2019 that he was retiring from all sports, following a brief soccer career, to focus on his business ventures—which include shaving company Champion Shave, electric scooter firm Bolt Mobility, and restaurant chain Tracks & Records.

Last I checked, several governments were waiting to be reimbursed for unpaid fees and abatement costs from the sudden closure of the boldfaced.

The Jamaican superstar was earning $31 million a year by 2018, according to Forbes, thanks to big endorsement deals from the likes of sportswear giant Puma. His income made him one of the world’s highest paid athletes, the publication reported.

He’s leveraging his fame for all it’s worth, as he’s entitled to, but greed is not business savvy. A man has got to know his limits. If you don’t have the business skill to manage a $31M paycheck then you might as well accept a $3M paycheck… and you might possibly be happier with that, than with losing $28M to arrive at the same destination.

As God recommends, protect yourself from the love of money. Money is fun, sure, money is necessary, but it doesn’t spend in Hell. It might not even spend next year.

Last year, it was reported that Bolt had a net worth of around $90 million.

Slightly less now. Much less, if that dishonest manager was Tribal, otherwise I don’t fancy a Jamaican bankster making it far in the Swift shark tank.

Ye shall know a man by his friends and his deeds.

Science Fails To Show Up On Schedule

Science is an incredibly popular religion for the Godless. It always tells you how to do what you want to do, but never if you should.

But all is not well with the faithless-ful. They’ve been waiting for some VERY important scientific breakthroughs… and wonder why creativity ain’t happening on their timetable!

‘Disruptive’ science has declined — and no one knows why

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By Max Kozlov, 4 January 2023

No one, they say? Heh heh

The number of science and technology research papers published has skyrocketed over the past few decades — but the ‘disruptiveness’ of those papers has dropped, according to an analysis of how radically papers depart from the previous literature1.

Data from millions of manuscripts show that, compared with mid-twentieth-century research, that done in the 2000s was much more likely to push science forward incrementally than to veer off in a new direction and render previous work obsolete. Analysis of patents from 1976 to 2010 showed the same trend.

“The data suggest something is changing,” says Russell Funk, a sociologist at the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis and a co-author of the analysis, which was published on 4 January in Nature. “You don’t have quite the same intensity of breakthrough discoveries you once had.”

One thing that changed is this newfangled idea that world-changing discoveries and technologies are supposed to happen on schedule and on demand. Another thing that changed is suggested by their phrase “millions of manuscripts”. Back in the day, science was done by otherwise ordinary people who wanted to understand “nature and Nature’s God”, as some wags have put it.

Today, science is done mostly by people whose concept of science is publication. And lo, a million manuscripts were scientifically invented! Life found a way!

The authors reasoned that if a study was highly disruptive, subsequent research would be less likely to cite the study’s references, and instead would cite the study itself. Using the citation data from 45 million manuscripts and 3.9 million patents, the researchers calculated a measure of disruptiveness, called the CD index, in which values ranged from –1 for the least disruptive work to 1 for the most disruptive.

The average CD index declined by more than 90% between 1945 and 2010 for research manuscripts (see ‘Disruptive science dwindles’), and by more than 78% from 1980 to 2010 for patents. Disruptiveness declined in all of the analysed research fields and patent types, even when factoring in potential differences in factors such as citation practices.

Welcome to the Maximegalon Institute Of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious! Today’s scheduled discovery: institutional bureaucracy is a terrible way to advance human knowledge.

“It’s great to see this [phenomenon] documented in such a meticulous manner,” says Dashun Wang, a computational social scientist at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, who studies disruptiveness in science. “They look at this in 100 different ways, and I find it very convincing overall.”

Some scientists can handle the truth.

Other research2 has suggested that scientific innovation has slowed in recent decades, too, says Yian Yin, also a computational social scientist at Northwestern. But this study offers a “new start to a data-driven way to investigate how science changes”, he adds.

Others cannot.

It is important to understand the reasons for the drastic changes, [says John Walsh, a specialist in science and technology policy at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta]. The trend might stem in part from changes in the scientific enterprise. For example, there are now many more researchers than in the 1940s, which has created a more competitive environment and raised the stakes to publish research and seek patents. That, in turn, has changed the incentives for how researchers go about their work. Large research teams, for example, have become more common, and Wang and his colleagues have found3 that big teams are more likely to produce incremental than disruptive science.

Finding an explanation for the decline won’t be easy, Walsh says. Although the proportion of disruptive research dropped significantly between 1945 and 2010, the number of highly disruptive studies has remained about the same.

Finding an explanation for the decline was as easy as pondering what “disruptive research” means. The people who fund & direct science are on record wanting some very specific “disruptive” advances!

Artificial Intelligence & cloning, so that most humans can be reclassified as expendable.

Digital currency, so that people’s money can be stolen at will.

Subscription-based medicine, because healthy people are unprofitable people.

Internet of Things, because anonymous behavior is insurrectionist behavior. Also, nothing says ‘science’ like implanting behavior-control microchips in peoples’ brains.

And most of all, we need “disruptive advances” in Climate Change that prove humanity will go extinct without the daily supervision and intervention of an all-powerful humanist government. Climate Change science should also ‘discover’ that air travel is eco-friendly for plutocrats but not for proletariats.

One may conclude from such research goals, that the reason scientists cannot discover anything truly new, is that the people directing their research cannot steal what doesn’t yet exist.

Legit advances in human knowledge come from two factors: the belief that the material world is a Creation, carefully ordered by a transcendental Designer and running on unchanging rules much like a pocketwatch; and ordinary people having sufficient free time, wealth and motivation to follow their curiosity in solving the problems of the day.

In other words, true progress comes from devotion to Christ and the existence of a prosperous middle class.

You DON’T get progress by impoverishing the ordinary people and compensating with a small stable of designated scientists who were chosen for their ability to repeat party dogma and whose primary job is to justify the thefts and perversions of their benefactors.

You DON’T get progress by assuming there is no God, then refusing to revisit that assumption no matter the evidence.

And you CERTAINLY DON’T get progress from a bureaucracy. Nobody creates a bureaucracy in expectation of profits and productivity. A bureaucracy’s only purpose ever is the same as a bloodsucking insect’s: to consume enough lifeblood from an innocent victim to reproduce itself.

Now that science has become a proudly Godless bureaucracy in thrall to people whose main use for it is how to murder the bulk of humanity without crimping their jet-set lifestyle, amazing new discoveries aren’t happening regularly?! What a perfectly bureaucratic concept.

“Does This Gym Make My Wallet Look Fat?”

In these troubled times, one of the most important things a man can do is to not appear weak.

And one of the best ways to not appear weak, is to not be seen coming out of a Planet Fatness gym.

Also known as “Planet Fitness” and “Pizza Monday”, this so-called exercise chain caters to self-conscious fat feminists by punishing any men trying to get fit with “lunk alarms” and restrictions on grunting. Comparable to the way its purple-and-yellow décor punishes the art world, searing the eyeballs of passers-by so the fatties chatting on the treadmills can slither in place unseen.

Four women asked man for a ride outside Planet Fitness. It was a setup, Texas cops say

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A Houston man had just finished working out at Planet Fitness when a group of women approached him in the parking lot, asking for a ride, Texas police told news outlets. It was a trap.

For most gyms, a random guy walking out after worshiping some iron would be a bad choice for a robbery. He’s strong, he’s confident, he’s probably into a martial art. Not Planet Fitness! They’re just as likely to walk out with a slice of pizza.

No, I was not joking about Pizza Monday.

“Hey, Chicken Neck! You’re so big and strong for a man! Would you give us hos, uhh, ladies a ride home to the East Side? None of us brought a phone to call a friend with.”

And Captain Save-A-Ho thought it was his lucky day.

The four women piled into the 20-year-old’s vehicle and he started driving them to their destination on the city’s east side overnight on Thursday, Jan. 11, Houston police told KTRK.

When he reached the location, one of the women quickly bailed out of the car as two gunmen approached — one walking up to the trunk, the other opening the driver side door, according to the outlet.

He stepped on the gas and the suspects opened fire as he sped away, police told KHOU, adding that a bullet hit him in the abdomen.

A little lower and he’d have a Darwin Award.

He came to a stop after escaping the ambush, and a woman who was still in the car snatched the man’s keys and ran, the TV station reported.

“I just survived a carjacking!”

“Nuh-uh!”

A nearby resident called 911 and the man was taken by ambulance to a hospital, police told news outlets. He is expected to survive.

Police are searching for the four women and two gunmen behind the set up.

They’ll be caught as soon as one of the hos gets stiffed on child support.

Getting fit doesn’t just attract females. It repels predators. Who are often also female, so for your OWN sake, if you’re a 20-something pencilnecked urbanite who can still identify as male, find a REAL gym and start the makeover.

The easiest way to not be a victim, is to not look, act and patronize Planet Fatness like a victim.

The Library Of Patmos

The endless tide of defeats is quite disappointing, of course. However. As much as the mainstream media tries to not report wins for Team Christ, lest they accidentally encourage us, butthurt will always find a way!

Outrage Over A Single Book Is Shutting Down This Town’s Library

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By Nathalie Baptiste for Huffington Post, 13 January 2023

Butthurt will always find a way… because we live in a matriarchy and emoting is how women operate.

Last year, residents voted to defund the Patmos Library following a push from conservatives to remove the book “Gender Queer” by Maia Kababe from the public library’s shelves.

The Patmos Library in Jamestown, Michigan, was Chavala Ymker’s refuge for years.

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The Q&A Queerzine

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Chavala Ymker (they/them) is a queer storyteller living in the Midwest. They work in communications and development in nonprofit spaces. When not writing, they run a queer writing group, record queer oral histories and pursue other hobbies including theatre and keeping up with the latest films.

No way is this about “one book”.

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“We didn’t have the internet, and the library was the only place I had access to books and a space outside of my home,” said Ymker, 23, who was home-schooled while growing up in the small town.

Good news, now we DO have an Internet! But she probably still got sent to college so she’d never have to depend upon a husband.

But within a couple of years, that place of escape will probably not exist.

Last year, residents of Jamestown, a township made up of nearly 10,000 people, voted to defund the public library following a push from conservatives to remove the book “Gender Queer” by Maia Kobabe from shelves.

Hmm. They should have defunded Ymker directly, but since the library would surely have ended up controlled by a Globohomo replacement, it’s just as well the entire institution is ended.

Conservatives across the country have targeted the memoir — in fact, it’s been banned in more states than any other book in America — about Kobabe’s journey to figuring out their own gender identity. They mainly take issue with a passage on consent that contains a page about sex toys, and they falsely claim that just reading the book can make a child change their gender identity or sexual orientation.

Which it it? “It’s not pedophilia; there’s only one part that counts as pedophilia; and Meanie Fringe People are trying to stop children from being taught pedophilia.”

“The library is a disaster because of one book,” Ymker said.

The second one, then? Hir chose hir’s answer… poorly.

The Patmos Library said it even moved “Gender Queer” behind the counter after initial complaints.

“You’re sodomizing my children!”

“Here, let me hide the evidence. When do you think you’ll be back to pick your kid up?”

“Never, because I’m defunding this place.”

“YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE!”

“Relax, it’s only one line in the budget.”

“Some people were handing out fliers that claim librarians are groomers and giving out pornography at the library,” said Salem Sousley, a Jamestown resident and co-founder of Inclusive Ottawa County, a group working to foster diversity and inclusion in the area.

Et tu, Salem?

“It’s going to be hard to lose this resource,” Sousley said. “Kids from the local schools host their clubs there…”

Slimeball!

“Jamestown is not a friendly place to be right now,” Sousley said. “My wife is trans, and I’m nonbinary. It’s hard living here every day knowing that your neighbors think you’re disgusting and an abomination.

Jamestown is in Ottawa County, a traditionally conservative area where Donald Trump won about 60% of votes in both 2016 and 2020. The county’s board of supervisors is under review by the state’s attorney general due to several actions it took immediately after being sworn in earlier this month — including eliminating the county’s Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Office.

Conservatives have targeted the institutions, claiming librarians are trying to indoctrinate or groom children with books with LGBTQ characters and themes. That isn’t true, but the conspiracy theories have spread — with significant consequences, including… protesting at family-friend story hours hosted by drag queens.

The author is not even hiding the crime. She’s dropping the crime on the floor and telling us we can’t see it.

How is it that these people are the ones ruling the world? Not by human effort, obviously. Post author Natalie is such a bad liar, I bet she can’t even lie on the ground. (Because there’s a crime on it. Hah!)

Weeks after it was successfully defunded, debate over the Patmos Library continues.

Enough donations have poured in to keep the Patmos Library operational for a few months after funding runs out. A GoFundMe that was set up last August raised more than $12,000, while author Nora Roberts donated $50,000 and a Michigan family that had never even been to the library gave another $100,000. But library officials say private donations are not a sustainable option.

Not sustainable because…

Last month, Shane Trejo, a Michigan GOP official who does not live near Jamestown, posted on Facebook: “Time to shut down the library by force. And then perhaps charge the people writing these checks as accessories for child abuse.” He later told Bridge Michigan, a nonprofit news outlet, that he meant through the force of law.

…SJWs are cowards when they aren’t sheltered by Amenable Authorities. It’s why they prefer to live in groupthink hives. If they were capable of independent existence then they’d occasionally entertain independent thoughts.

Yay Shane! That’s how you do it. The way to fight Globohomo isn’t how, it’s who. The Enemy paved that road since deposing the Tsar so feel free to walk it yourself.

A few days after the initial comment, the Patmos Library closed early, citing safety concerns. The library did not provide a specific reason to HuffPost for the closure, but local police said they weren’t made aware of any safety concerns that would require the library to close early.

Cowardice again. One would think the Librarian of Patmos would be well-read, including a certain bestseller in which “Johnnie” is exiled to the Island of Patmos and proceeds to have a vivid dream of what happens to child molesters, and be fearful on the CORRECT side of history, but no, that’ll be then and this is now.

One library staffer, who has not been named publicly, took umbrage with the accusations and addressed the room.

“We have a breaking point. We have been threatened, we have been cursed,” she said, according to a TikTok that went viral. “I’m tired, and I’m tired of all of you. I moved to this town two and a half years ago, and I [have] regretted it every day for the last year.

Colonization of Heritage America: FAILED!

The Foolish Evangelical Christians Of Brazil

You know that sinking feeling you get, when you thought you had a big news story all figured out, and then something happens that explodes all your expectations? The feeling of sudden vertigo, the growing “uh-oh” in the back of your mind, the taste of eating crow?

I thought I had Brazil’s election all figured out. The Commie Lula did some obvious vote fraud to cheat his way back into power; the populist, pro-Christian and reasonably-sane Bolsonaro lacked the gizzard to fight; some protests happened as the people refused to go quietly back into Lula’s Communist Utopia. Disappointing on all counts, to be sure, but in line with a cynic’s expectations.

Then Bolsonaro fled the country… of course he fled, a usurper such as Lula dares not tolerate a populist rival to his throne…

…TO TRUMP’S ESTATE IN MAR-A-LAGO.

What. The Effin’. Luck.

Why is the safest place in the entire world that Bolsonaro-on-the-run can imagine, Trump’s spare bedroom? Trump is hardly the safest politician to associate with right now… out of power, raided by crooked police with impunity, alienating his own supporters, stubbornly continuing to reside in a country whose government hates his guts, his friends and his haircut, too.

What do Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro have in common?

I checked.

The answer is Zionism.

Zionism, as pushed by the Evangelical Christians of USA and Brazil, respectively.

Never have I been so disappointed with my closest spiritual… peers, is no longer the right word. I have more in common with a sedevacantist Catholic than a Baptist who thinks “synagogue of Satan” means the opposite of what it says. Sola Scriptura, huh?

Analysis: Brazil’s failed coup is the poison flower of the Trump-Bolsonaro symbiosis

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By Julian Borger, World Affairs Editor, 10 January 2023

The striking similarities between events at the Capitol and Brasília stem from links fostered by the former presidents and their families…

I have also noticed the similarities between the American and Brazilian stolen elections. The Guardian is reliably Marxist, but in this context, that makes it trustworthy. No way would a ranking Hive journo pass the chance to piss on Drumpf.

Sunday’s insurrection in Brasília came just two days after the second anniversary of the Capitol attack. [David Nemer,  a media studies professor at the University of Virginia who correctly predicted this ‘insurrection’] said his prediction was not the work of a seer, but was based on analysis of the close and growing symbiosis of the hard right in the US and Brazil – a bond that was built up around the Trump and Bolsonaro families and their entourages.

Bullshit. The easiest way to predict the future is to be the one making it happen, and here’s a direct link between GAE and Brazilian Hive channels. How is it an insurrection when Bolsonaro publicly accepted the election results and ordered his supporters to stand down? Hmm… I guess that’s also like the J6 protest.

The bonds have been maintained by family members. Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro have provided unstinting mutual political support, which each has used to rebuff accusations of being isolated on the world stage. Even before leaving office, Bolsonaro decamped to Florida and is now in Kissimmee, Orlando, close to Trump’s bastion at Mar-a-Lago.

Reportedly hospitalized because an old stabbing wound acted up. One wonders about more recent assassination attempts, but no headlines yet, and he’s certainly under stress.

Bolsonaro’s son, Eduardo, has served as lead liaison between the two camps, making frequent trips to Mar-a-Lago when his father was still president, and he was in Washington for the 6 January insurrection. In August 2021, Eduardo went to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, to consult Trump’s long-serving adviser, Stephen Bannon, and other Trumpists involved in spreading false claims of election fraud in the US.

Okay, I can accept that Jair’s son was the link, thus I didn’t see any headlines of Trump & Jair hanging out. The Guardian’s claims that Bolsonaro studied then reenacted the Steal are preposterous. Why would Bolsonaro engineer his own defeat from two years in advance, if he was in a position to defraud the election?

…Matthew Tyrmand, is a director of Project Veritas, a rightwing group which attempts to use sting operations to embarrass and intimidate American journalists. Tyrmand is one of the circle of US advisers around Eduardo Bolsonaro, which also includes Darren Beattie, a former Trump speechwriter.

Project Veritas is not a political advisory group. Skip.

There are also links between the Bolsonaro camp and the broader US conservative movement. The Conservative Political Action Coalition (CPAC), run by the American Conservative Union, has held a series of its conventions in Brazil, most recently last June in São Paulo, which are part of its efforts to internationalise, which has also taken the organisation to Budapest, in support of Hungary’s hard-right leader, Viktor Orbán…

Bannon’s efforts to create an international populist grouping he called the Movement, in which Eduardo Bolsonaro was to be the leading Latin American figure, came to nothing.

I’m not familiar with “the movement”.

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Steve Bannon Welcomes Eduardo Bolsonaro as Head of The Movement in South America

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“News provided by The Movement”, 2 February 2019

BRUSSELS, Feb. 2, 2019 /PRNewswire/ — Eduardo Bolsonaro, Brazilian Member of Congress and son of President Jair Bolsonaro, announced that he would represent South America in The Movement, a united consortium of European representatives who support populist nationalism and reject the influence of globalism founded by Steve Bannon.

“I’m very proud to join Steve Bannon as the leader of The Movement in Brazil, representing Latin American nations. We will work with him to reclaim sovereignty from progressive globalist elitist forces and expand common sense nationalism for all citizens of Latin America,” announced Bolsonaro.

Led by former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon and his European counterpart, Belgian attorney Mischaël Modrikamen, The Movement supports parties and candidates across Europe that advocate for nationalist populism in their states and oppose encroachment on sovereignty by international forces, ahead of the European parliamentary elections in May.

“The Movement is honored to welcome Eduardo Bolsanaro as a distinguished partner, and Brazil, a key ally in South America,” Bannon said. “We stand together in our pursuit of a populist nationalist agenda for prosperity and sovereignty for citizens throughout the world.”

With the addition of Eduardo, The Movement is expanding beyond Europe to our friends in South America,” Modrikamen said. “Eventually, we hope to reach citizens in all nations who feel abandoned by the globalist world order and want their governments to re-assert sovereignty.”

It’s a trap. Forming a globalist organization in order to oppose a globalist organization is straight-up Hegelian Dialectic.

But this does illuminate the Trump-Bolsonaro connection.

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But outside such special events, there appear to be few enduring organisational links between US Republicans and Bolsonaro’s Liberal party.

Consistent with my Admiral Ackbar suspicions, this indicates that the two are linked to a third party rather than each other directly… and Trump being an infamous Zionist with a son-in-law handler, I knew where to look regarding Bolsonaro.

Cripes! I knew the Brazilian Evangelicals backed Bolsonaro hard, but thought that was because as a non-Commie, Bolsonaro didn’t have an antiChristian agenda. I never thought to check if, as in USA, Brazilian Evangelicals are rabidly pro-Israel.

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Brazil’s First Lady Michelle Bolsonaro shows up to vote in the country’s runoff presidential elections wearing a T-shirt depicting an Israeli flag.

Her husband, President Jair Bolsonaro, is facing left-wing challenger and former president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, who is slightly ahead in polls.

Bolsonaro, who enjoys the support of the country’s millions of evangelical Christians, pledged to move Brazil’s embassy to Jerusalem, but in the end opened a trade and investment office in the capital.

How deep does this Semitism go?

Did Israel select Brazil for infiltration specifically because its Christians would serve as useful idiots and Fifth Columnists?

Bolsonaro has turned Brazil into Israel’s new best friend

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By Eman Abusidu, 15 June 2020

Addressing thousands of his right-wing supporters at a protest against the Supreme Court and his political opponents on 3 May, the President of Brazil stood next to an Israeli flag and a US flag. Why would the president of a sovereign state speaking to his own supporters in his own country stand alongside flags of foreign states? What were the Israeli and US flags doing there? As a major donor of foreign aid, the US flag is perhaps understandable, but what are the president’s ties to Israel and what effect do they have on Brazil?

My thoughts exactly.

According to Arlene Elizabeth Clemesha, Professor of Arab History at the University of São Paulo, the reason for Bolsonaro’s support for Israel is well known. “It’s to please his evangelical electoral base, and to place himself alongside US policies and geopolitics. He plays a great deal with the imagery of power, and positions himself on the side of the powerful, no matter how negative the political cost may be for [Brazil].”

nononono

This was not the first time that the Israeli flag has appeared alongside Bolsonaro; it has become a regular at his public appearances. The right-winger is a passionate advocate of the Zionist state. Even during his 2018 election rallies, the Israeli flag often appeared alongside Brazil’s. Following his election victory, on 29 October, 2018 a senior diplomatic source told Haaretz that, “Brazil will now be coloured in blue and white,” the colours of the Israeli flag. On 20 June last year, in Sao Paulo, the Israeli flag was again present at a “March for Jesus” attended by the Brazilian President.

Oh, you foolish Evangelical Christians. The Jews hate Christ, both atheist and nationalist types, and you use Christ as a political prop on their behalf?

When Bolsonaro won the Brazilian presidential election in October 2018, he defeated a leftist opponent, Fernando Haddad. From the very beginning of his presidency, Israel viewed Bolsonaro as a new ally. “I congratulated him on his victory,” tweeted Netanyahu enthusiastically. A few weeks later, the Israeli leader flew to Brazil to attend Bolsonaro’s inauguration.

I’d wondered how Bolsonaro managed to beat Communists via democracy. How foolish for me to assume the people had simple voted for self-preservation. I don’t believe that Trump’s 2016 victory could have happened without massive support from the Israeli lobby, and now I believe that Bolsonaro’s 2018 victory enjoyed the exact same support by the exact same people for the exact same reason.

Netanyahu was the first Israeli leader to visit Latin America’s biggest country. His office described the visit to Brazil as “historic”. Greeting Netanyahu at a synagogue in Rio de Janeiro, Bolsonaro delivered a speech wearing a Jewish skullcap.

The two leaders announced a “brotherhood” between their countries that would boost economic, military and technological cooperation. Bolsonaro gave Netanyahu Brazil’s highest national honour for visiting dignitaries, and the Brazilian post office issued a special stamp to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Israel featuring a picture of Netanyahu with the Hebrew word for “saviour”.

It’s bad, then.

Under the leadership of the leftist Workers’ Party from 2003 to 2016, Brazil took a balanced attitude towards the conflict in occupied Palestine. Bolsonaro broke that moderate stance, and dispensed with former President (2003-2011) Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva’s support for the Palestinian cause.

In 2010, Lula recognised Palestine as an independent state within the 1967 borders, with most other Latin American countries following suit. Argentina, Bolivia and Ecuador did so almost immediately afterwards, and most of the rest of South America did so within the first three months of 2011.

Until 2013, all Latin American countries officially recognised Palestine as a state, with the exception of Mexico, Panama and Colombia, although Bogota gave such recognition in 2018. In the same year, Lula made the first ever trip by a serving or former Brazilian head of state to Palestine. He had taken many measures in favour of Palestine, including raising diplomatic representation between the two countries and giving a plot of land near the Brazilian presidential palace for the Palestinian Embassy.

In February of this year, [Bolsonaro’s] Brazil asked the International Criminal Court to stop its investigation into Israel for war crimes committed against the Palestinian people.

Well, well, well. Lula is the reason that the Palestinians have an embassy at all? No wonder if he’s on the Hebe short list. If he sought GAE assistance against Israeli influence then one would expect… yeeessss…

Brazil dismisses Bolsonaro-era ambassador to ‘Israel’

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By Al Mayadeen, 11 January 2023

Brazilian Foreign Minister Mauro Vieira dismissed on Tuesday his country’s ambassador to the Israeli occupation, Gerson Menandro Garcia de Frietas, and ordered that he be transferred, Brazilian media reported.

Israeli media confirmed the affairs on Wednesday, saying Vieira did, indeed, dismiss de Frietas, a close ally of former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, from his post shortly after he became the country’s top diplomat.

When replacing your ambassador to Israel is a top priority of your incoming government….

The Brazilian election theft was not even about Brazil, not really. It was about Israeli hegemony. Same as the American election theft. Trump was hated for being an outsider, no question, but he was also Israel’s strongest representative ever, and both atheist-Jews and Gentile globalists didn’t want to wear that collar.

The new Brazilian President vowed to haul Brazil out of Jair Bolsonaro’s era of “devastation”, and barbarism. He promised to lead Brazil into a new chapter of environmental protection, social progress, and a “rational democratic” government.

Lula kicking Israel out of Brazil doesn’t make him a good guy. GAE would not have agreed to back him unless he was onboard with Agenda 2030 and Great Reset.

But now I understand, why Brazil’s color revolution so closely resembles America’s. Right down to the Evangelical Christians cheering for Christ-haters. Why the people might have voted for a tyrant they got rid of once already. Why Bolsonaro shacked up with Trump for safety. Because despite his past usefulness, he’s not eligible for Aliyah.

Bolsonaro gave up because Israel refused to directly fight a war for him. His loyalty was never to his own people, thus he didn’t trust his allies even as they took to the streets in his name… but neither was he ever of the Tribe.

Probably Bannon’s “movement” was more of the same. An effort by Israel to continue riding the global tiger they created. It’s not working. The new and upcoming global leaders… made possible by Bolsheviks getting rid of the Western Christians who foolishly loved them, because the Christians stank of Christ despite being useful idiots… may have learned the same evil ways, but their loyalty is to their people.

Which sadly, still doesn’t include us.