Gretchen Whitmer Skittles Man!

The saga of the Gretchen Whitmer Kidnapping continues, as the latest hotness in gender pronouns is now juror/defendant! Let’s watch Skittles Man taint the jury pool… because thwarting him would be sexist!

Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial

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By Tresa Baldas for Detroit Free Press, 12 October 2022

A juror in the third Gretchen Whitmer kidnap trial is under scrutiny over concerns she is flirting with one of the defendants, smiling at him from the jury box and looking at him frequently — so frequently that the judge said he’s going to keep an eye on her.

Like cockroaches, SJWs can’t move backwards. And the first one in this failed false-flag line crawled into a very deep hole.

But what’s this about a juror flirting with the accused terrorist?

“I see her looking directly at your client, and a number of times I’ve seen smiles coming out of her face. It’s enough that it’s drawing my attention,” Jackson County Circuit Judge Thomas Wilson told the defendant’s lawyer, adding “I’m going to be paying close attention. … I don’t know if I’m going to kick her off or not.”

The defendant at issue is 22-year-old Paul Bellar of Milford, the youngest defendant charged in the sensational domestic terrorism case that is now playing out in state court after four defendants were previously convicted, and two others acquitted in federal court.

A prosecutor raised the issue during a trial break on Wednesday, telling the judge that not only is the juror flirting with Bellar, but it appears he may be flirting back. They smile and nod at each other, the prosecutor said, adding that Bellar at one point clenched both his fists and shook them in an affirmative way while the juror was looking at him.

“We’re very concerned about this juror,” the prosecutor said.

Bellar’s attorney conceded that he, too, had seen the two exchange glances. But he had an explanation for why Bellar was seen shaking his fists.

He was holding Skittles candy in his hand, his lawyer said.

What the… HEARTISTE?! Is that you?

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Be A Skittles Man

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By Chateau Heartiste, 19 May 2009

Now here’s a blast from the Manosphere’s pickup artist past for my newer readers.

Reader Fabian linked to a funny entry on the ‘Don’t Date Him Girl’ blog:

“He had several “lady friends” who stayed the night at his house and he claimed they were “Just friends”. He frequently forgot important details about me, such as the fact that I had a sister, my birthday and what sorts of hobbies I had. He blew me off constantly, would return calls a week later with the excuse of “I was busy.” I often spoiled him with gifts, rides and sex only to receive a bag of Skittles in return. (I don’t even like skittles!) That was the only gift I ever received from him! I met a new friend and we were bonding over “worst ex-boyfriend stories” and suddenly we realized “boy, a lot of these sound the same… Was his name ____?” IT WAS THE SAME GUY!!!”

In an unintentional juxtaposition for the ages, reader joel left a comment in my Pimp Slap post about a wedding he attended:

“I just attended a wedding the bill for which, paid mostly by the parents of the bride but with substantial input from the groom’s parents, would easily pay for the private education of several children. It could have paid for a modest but nice house in a good neighborhood in many parts of the country. Hint: The flowers cost about $15,000.”

It is amazing what the matriarchy does. The Darwinian purpose of this, I believe, is to keep the husbands working their asses off, and keep them broke, so they can’t go out and buy a younger woman for their next wife or keep a concubine.

Really. There is no other logical explanation for this excess.

Two men, two vastly different experiences with women. One man gets all the pussy he wants for the bargain basement price of a bag of Skittles, while the other man marries a woman in a wedding ceremony featuring flowers that cost $15,000.

How much you want to bet the first guy’s rotation of girlfriends is hotter than the second guy’s $15,000 flower wife? How much you want to bet the first guy gets all the anal sex and blowjobs he desires while the second guy will be begging for his once-a-month sex as soon as the vows are exchanged? If one of these guys is a herb, who is it more likely to be?

FACT: Odds are good you will enjoy a bounty of pussy and love if you act like Skittles guy. FACT: Odds are good you will spend the rest of your life begging for tepid sex from the same old boring pussy if you act like $15,000 wedding flower guy.

Be a Skittles man. Don’t be a $15,000 wedding flower man.

That was an early and elementary Red Pill lesson in female behavior for a lot of men. If a girl is interested in you, she isn’t going to toss you over a diamond ring and dinners out.

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“The shaking of the fist is because of Skittles …. ’cause guess what? It’s his birthday today,” defense attorney Andrew Kirkpatrick said, adding that his client is behaving himself.

Every day’s your birthday when you can charm a juror sitting in ‘judgment’ of whether you’ve been a naughty, naughty boy!

“I have noticed her kind of looking. He knows. But he’s not winking at her. He’s not doing anything to encourage her,” Kirkpatrick said. “I don’t think that’s a basis to get rid of this juror. … Maybe she likes him — maybe she doesn’t. There’s no way of telling what’s in the juror’s mind.”

Kirkpatrick isn’t just Bellar’s defense attorney. He’s Bellar’s WINGMAN! Best… lawyer… EVER!

Defense lawyers for the other two defendants also objected to tossing the juror over the flirting allegations, with one calling the claims sexist.

“Simply because a young woman is looking over here — (concluding) it must be some flirtation involvement is just sexist,” said defense lawyer Kareem Johnson, who is representing Pete Musico. “People have laughed during this trial. People have smiled during this trial. … I completely object to the court even addressing the juror. She’s supposed to look over here.”

Defense attorney Leonard Ballard, who is representing Joe Morrison, also argued against the judge interviewing the juror, calling such an interrogation “egregious.”

“Where’s the basis for saying she’s gonna lie? Because she’s a woman? Because she’s young?” Ballard said.

Yes. Exactly that. Young female flesh should never be put in authority over a naughty-boy terrorist, accused or otherwise. But yes, that would be SEXIST and could endanger the matriarchy’s representation in the jury box, now couldn’t it?

Did the judge risk a hung jury to avoid hurting a woman’s feelings?

Accused of flirting, juror dismissed from Whitmer kidnapping plot trial

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By AP, 15 October 2022

JACKSON, Mich. — A judge has dismissed a young woman from the jury hearing the trial of three men in connection with a 2020 plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer after attorneys accused her of flirting with one of the defendants.

Judge Thomas Wilson announced Friday that the woman has been removed from the jury, two days after attorneys raised concerns the juror was having too much non-verbal communication with defendant Paul Bellar, the Jackson Citizen Patriot reported.

“It didn’t just happen on one day — it happened over multiple days,” Wilson said of the juror’s behavior. “I decided it’s safer to err on the side of caution.”

Wilson said he has never seen such behavior in nearly 35 years of practicing law. The juror took the decision well, he said.

It was the correct decision, although I am left vaguely disappointed. This could have been an EPIC teaching moment.

And how did the trial end?

Paul Bellar, Joe Morrison, and Pete Musico get prison time for assisting in plot to kidnap Gov. Whitmer

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By Joey Cappelletti and Ed White, 15 December 2022

LANSING, Mich. (AP) – One of three men who forged an early alliance with the leader of a plot to kidnap Michigan’s governor was sentenced Thursday to seven years in prison for assisting him before the FBI disbanded the scheme in 2020.

Bellar’s sentencing came shortly after Pete Musico and Musico’s son-in-law Joe Morrison were given 12-year and 10-year prison sentences, respectively. They were convicted in October of providing material support for a terrorist act, which carries a maximum term of 20 years.

Bellar, Morrison and Muscio in that order. I think it’s a joke that they were even tried, but looking at their mugshots, perhaps it was their beards that got them suspected of terrorist activities? Mohammed says hey.

Regardless, well played, Skittles Man. The only reason it didn’t work out for you is there was still a male authority figure in the room who was willing to tell a woman No. For your appeal, try to claim you were discriminated against because your beard resembled a 9/11 hijacker.