Protestantism At Its Finest

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The memes will be strong with this one!

KC Christian school lost donations after supporting LGBTQ rights. Now it’s closing

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By Sarah Ritter 6 February 2023

A headline like that… it almost sounds like cause & effect.

In its nine years of existence, Urban Christian Academy steadily grew, adding a new grade each year in a neglected southeast Kansas City neighborhood.

The school has provided its students, kindergarten through eighth grade, with a tuition-free private education.

A good idea whose time has come.

And with its “inclusive theology,” it always supported LGBTQ students and staff. But it did so quietly, as issues like same-sex marriage and gay clergy divided Protestant denominations while hate crimes and violence against the LGBTQ community rose.

A bad, EVIL idea whose time should have come by now. Why did they keep their Sodomite agenda secret? Was it something they were ashamed of, or was it something they should not have been doing?

But last winter, executive director and co-founder Kalie Callaway-George felt the school could no longer keep its LGBTQ support in the shadows.

“I think our community members felt safe within our walls, but we wanted them to feel publicly protected as well. Eventually, it felt like our silence was contributing to the hurt and pain our queer community members were experiencing,” she said in an email to The Star. “We deeply longed for all people to feel welcomed, loved and celebrated not just secretly within our walls but very explicitly to the public as well.”

Well, there’s the answer to my question. They thought they were being ashamed of their favorite evil!

Kalie’s best attempt at a smile is THAT?! She must have a resting bitch face that would shame a dog.

The school updated its mission statement and website, stating that it affirms LGBTQ rights, and informed the school community of the change in a newsletter.

Aww, I should have called her ‘Fuck Around’. I bet she even does! Ehh, my blog is edgy enough as it is.

In the following six months, Lemon Sucker said, the school lost 42% of its funding — donations from churches and congregation members that keep the school running and pay for students’ tuition.

By the end of 2022, the school lost 80% of its funding. And now, officials say the school is forced to close this spring.

Yep, that’s Protestantism at its finest. We know that no human institution can endure against the devil’s deceits and corruptions, so instead, we abandon all that is discovered to no longer be of God.

Also, we wait for the sedevacantists to share in that moment of clarity. It’s been 500 years but I sense the time is close.

“We find ourselves in a season where we are running on very few resources and each time attention is brought to the issue we are bombarded by hate which further distracts from our ability to care for the scholars we have in our care,” Lemon Sucker said.

The controversy goes to the heart of how Christians define Christianity.

With the Bible, duh. Prot 4tw!!!! [Bible thump Bible thump] But never mind the Bible; I’m just happy they noticed the betrayal this time!

One angry patron wrote the school: “Although we love and admire you in many ways, for your hard work, compassion, commitment, strength, we draw the line at this issue. Christian compassion doesn’t mean universalism. Jesus loved all, but told them, ‘go and sin no more.’ He died so we could be saved, healed, delivered, and set free.”

Hmm… either hate is too strong a word here, or that was the nicest opinion out of a hundred thousand.

Lemon Sucker takes a different view of Jesus’ teachings: “As a Christian school, we believe that each of these beloved humans was made in the image of God.”

Yeah, that’s why murderers get hanged. They -ahem- damage the images of God who were Created male and female.

Before publicly supporting the LGBTQ community, Urban Christian Academy raised nearly $334,000 in December 2021. This past December, donations dropped to $14,800.

All eight churches that helped fund the school withdrew their support, “citing a disagreement of values based on the inclusion of the LGBTQ community,” Lemon said.

Sucker is lucky they didn’t send in a repo team. Years of funding… fraudulently collected!

“We have zero regrets in putting that stake in the ground. However, we are heartbroken and devastated that so many donors choose to withdraw their funding from the UCA scholars in response to this message,” officials said in a recent newsletter.

More like bankbroken.

Some families pulled their children out of the school of 100 students. And after two teachers resigned at Christmas break this school year, Urban Christian Academy closed its first, second and third grade classrooms.

I wondered about “no funding but still sending their kids”, but my analysis is that the school wasn’t actually teaching the donors’ own children. It was a charity school for livestock.

As a result, mother-of-five Darnisha Harris said she had to take her children out of the school, except for her youngest in kindergarten. They’re now enrolled in the Independence district, she said.

When she told her children the school was closing down, she said, “They cried. They told me, ‘Mama, we don’t want any Christmas gifts. Can we just give the money to the school?’”

NO CHILD EVER SAID THAT, EVER.

“It really hurt my heart. It really, really crushed me,” Harris said. “Love is love. And they don’t teach our kids anything about sexuality. The only thing I’ve heard my kids talk about is being kind and treating others with respect and taking accountability. It really, really hurt my feelings that people would be ignorant like that.”

The school, she said, has always offered a “helping hand. From giving us a coat to a gas card to a grocery gift card, just helping me out with my children. They were just wonderful.”

Just another welfare queen in the ghetto. Where’s Daddy. mother-of-five? You say slavery is bad, then you go on the dole and vote like you’re told.

Callaway-George said the school has reached out to churches that openly support the LGBTQ community in Kansas City, but none offered financial help.

Fuck Around found out… that she doesn’t have any friends. Call her a prostitute because she was merely used even in her professional life!

The school has relied on Kansas City area churches since its start… In 2014, for example, Wornall Road Baptist Church offered up space to house the school until it could secure its own building, at 4328 Jackson Ave., starting with only a kindergarten class, according to a blog post from the school. After outgrowing the space in 2020, leaders purchased and rehabilitated an old school at 2810 E. 80th St., with the help of a $160,000 pledge from Pleasant Valley Baptist Church, a post says.

Merle Mees, Pleasant Valley’s lead pastor, said in an email to The Star, that the donation was a gift raised by its congregation.

“We steward the gifts of our congregation through partnerships with a number of both local and international organizations with the understanding that each partnership is for a season, so we are able to serve with a variety of organizations that help fulfill community needs.”

“I was unaware and saddened to learn that UCA will be closing at the end of this semester,” the pastor said.

In point of fact, Lemon Sucker is affiliated with World Impact Ministries and the donations were probably made through that organization. This image of a schoolteacher with a heart of gold and mission from God, is not as close to the truth as the image of a transsexual blacktivist with slush funds from a political action committee.

The school has prioritized enrolling children within the 64130 ZIP code, most of them low-income students of color.

QED.

“We believe that lack of financial resources should not inhibit scholars from the opportunity to receive a high-quality, holistic education,” Sucker said. “We also wanted to partner with parents and caregivers in the neighborhood in delivering that education. We hosted Family Nights once a month to foster community. Over the past nine years, our attendance rate at parent-teacher nights is 98%.”

But school leaders supporting the LGBTQ community quickly fractured the tight-knit community.

Lemon Sucker said she began receiving hateful messages and requests to refund donations immediately after putting the support in writing.

She shared examples of the responses donors and parents sent the school:

“As Christian ladies, you cannot have an inner peace in your heart about this. May God burden and chasten you with his mighty hand,” one message read.

“It makes me very sad to see that you have taken this path. My prayer is that God will protect these young lives from the false Gospel you are embracing, presenting and promoting to them. I believe this is a very sad day for the school, its students, teachers, parents and benefactors,” another said.

Sucker said she believes “affirming our LGBTQ students and staff in their identities is life-saving work.” In the past year, 45% of LGBTQ youth seriously considered attempting suicide, according to a 2022 survey from the Trevor Project. Nearly 1 in 5 transgender and nonbinary youth attempted suicide.

Yes, the link between Cultural Marxism and suicidal ideation is very well-established. Some experts even believe there’s no difference between utopia and suicide. You wouldn’t doubt an expert, now would you?

Da’Lesa Goodspeed, whose fourth grade son has attended the school since kindergarten, said she wasn’t surprised that officials supported the LGBTQ community.

“They were so welcoming and loving and wanted to show love through the Christian way, that I knew they were accepting of it,” she said. “It wasn’t a shocker for me. But I know for a lot of families, it was a shocker.

“I think some of the parents were concerned it was a Christian-based school. And some parents feel or believe because it’s Christian-based it should not be accepting of LGBTQ communities. That it’s against God,” she said. “And it spiraled down from there. Parents started talking about how they disagreed with it.”

DeLorean GotSpeed must be illiterate.

While Goodspeed would stay at Urban Christian Academy if she could, she’s been applying to charter schools for her son to enroll in next fall. She says her fourth-grader reads at about a seventh-grade level, and “I’m just trying to find a school that can meet his academic needs. That’s going to prepare him for college.”

You know what would prepare that goot boy ta g’wan ta college? Gender reassignment surgery to correct the mistake of his DNA being male. Those intolerant Christians! They think there’s only two genders just because that’s all that can be seen under a microscope! When will they finally trade God for Science?

“I don’t think he’ll be in an environment as loving, as caring, where they provide that Christian structure and biblical teachings. I’d have to pay for him to go to a private school, which I can’t do. So I’m going to have to continue that at home.”

It’s enough to give a cis-man hope!

The school will close after the last day of the year, May 24.