The Tears Of A Clown, 404 Asset Edition

GAE must be planning to impose a military draft. That would be insane but there’s no other explanation for their recent effort to make heroes out of a couple CIA assets that got caught in Ukie uniforms.

Popcorn time!

‘We prayed for death’: 2 American veterans freed from Russian captivity in Ukraine describe torture

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By Michelle De Pacina, 18 October 2022

Two American soldiers who were captured by Russian-backed separatist forces in eastern Ukraine have described the torture they endured in several interviews since their release in September.

That’s what happens when you do wetwork for the Big Man.

“Thanks for getting me out, Larry!”

“No prob… but hey, Andy, the Russians didn’t rough you up enough. You can’t give interviews about being tortured without looking the part, know what I mean? Larry hooks up the jumper cables Sooo, this ain’t nothin’ personal, okay?”

Wait… wait… upon rereading the opening paragraph, there are alternative interpretations of the subordinate clauses.

Andy Huynh, 27, and Alexander Drueke, 39, who volunteered in the Ukrainian army, entered Ukraine in early April. They were taken as prisoners in June  [9] during a firefight in the village of Izbytske and held captive in the Donbas region.

In September, they were released to the U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia as part of a prisoner exchange.

The soldiers from Alabama, who spent 105 days in Russian captivity, told ABC News they were held in a “black site,” where the had to endure daily torture. According to the pair, they lived on dirty water and spoiled bread and were interrogated, beaten, deprived of sleep and forced to stand or sit on their knees while blindfolded for hours.

Why were American citizens wearing Ukrainian uniforms in the first place?

Huynh, a Vietnamese American who served in the U.S. Marines, was studying at Calhoun Community College when Russia invaded Ukraine. He had been making wedding plans with his fiancée before he traveled to Ukraine.

Ahh, he went MGTOW. “I’d rather by shelled to death by Russian artillery than wake up next to you!”

“We prayed for death. We just wanted to die. We just wanted it to end,” Huynh said.

“Then the recruiter showed up to offer us a new life in 404!”

During their captivity, Huynh and Drueke were also forced to make propaganda videos and partake in interviews, wherein they were forced to praise Russia. If they had not followed the script, they were to be raped or killed.

“STOP, LARRY! TOO FAR! TOO FAR!”

Drueke, 40, retired from the U.S. Army after 12 years. He was chosen as the duo’s spokesperson and was allowed to make calls to his family in Tuscaloosa under duress.

They allowed him to make phone calls from a black site? “They listened in on my phone calls! That never would have happened in America!”

But wait, a military retirement is only after 20 years..?

According to Drueke, the captors had cracked four of his ribs.

“Hi Mom, I can’t talk for long, they broke four of my ribs and it hurts to breathe and I’m in a ‘dark site’ where they listen in on my international phone calls. But I wanted to let you know I’m safe and don’t worry about me. I’m not a CIA asset but the State Department is still arranging a prisoner transfer to get me back.”

The captors believed Huynh and Drueke were CIA operatives, and they demanded information from them.

“They really thought that we had been sent by our government, or had a large amount of government support,” Drueke told The Washington Post. “They really wanted to make sure we weren’t lying about that — and they had their ways of doing that.”

I am assured by other veterans, that if an American citizen veteran of the American military goes international mercenary without State Department authorization, then he went Full Retard.

“Why didn’t I seek my government’s support, you ask? I dunno. It never occurred to me, being an experienced Army vet, to ask the State Dept. for permission to wear another country’s uniform in time of war.”

When they were being transported to prison, their eyes were wrapped with packing tape and their bodies were stacked in a vehicle on top of other prisoners. In prison, they reportedly suffered through solitary confinement.

I’ve been treated worse at slumber parties. Then again, my slumber parties weren’t rated BDSM. But that would make solitary confinement a luxury, not a torture, so they’re probably losers who never got invited to slumber parties.

“When we weren’t physically abused, we were struggling with severe boredom,” Huynh told CNN.

If Huynh was any more of an American superhero, he’d be wearing his underpants on the outside.

The men said they had no regrets, but they feel guilt for surviving and having been freed when many remain in Russian captivity.

“We feel guilty that we got traded and they are still there. That’s one of the worst feelings you can have,” Huynh told ABC News.

Their peers were also freed.

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Shaw confirmed that Drueke and Huynh were among the 10 prisoners from Morocco, the U.S., the U.K., Sweden and Croatia. Saudi Arabia arranged the release of the prisoners held captive by the Donetsk People’s Republic, the country said on Wednesday. Although the two veterans traveled to Ukraine separately in April, they bonded while volunteering after learning that they are both from Alabama.

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So, the burning question of the hour: were they really CIA assets?

According to

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Huynh was an “engineer equipment operator” who left the Marines after four years at the rank of corporal. His last duty assignment was Camp Pendleton, California, according to the service.

Unimpressive for either a merc or an intel asset. Just another guy in community college on the GI Bill, contemplating a marriage with which to end it all, when a recruiter came by and asked the Marine if he’d like to be a real soldier in exchange for a bushel of cash.

Drueke was a “chemical operations specialist” with a deployment to Iraq and one to Kuwait. He was in the Army Reserve for 12 years, according to the service.

Ranked staff sergeant. Probably signed up for one term, was stop-lossed and made the most of it. An undocumented Army CBRN in 404 could easily be CIA. His mother claims he got debilitating PTSD while performing bodyguard work, which if true, means he both had downrange experience and was also a veteran going nowhere when the CIA was shopping for meat.

I must disagree with my opening comment. The probable reason these two are getting the hero treatment across GAE media, is to encourage more losers to accept a third-class Ticket to 404. It’s the only way that “I almost died of boredom in captivity” doesn’t sound 100% stupid.

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Drueke said that he is willing to return to Ukraine to help rebuild once the conflict ends. As for Huynh, he will be focusing on his family and his obligations at home. Both men believe that Ukraine will be victorious over Russia.

Drueke: “Ukraine is where the future is! Hoo-ah ‘Murica! Make me GAE!”

Huynh: “She’s pregnant and swears the kid is mine. I gotta go.”

Move over, French Foreign Legion! Make room for the CIA Greenbacks!